Hello. I don’t know whether or not you’ve been consciously looking for the right picture of my nan and me to fix to the underside of a remote-controlled helicopter and hover above your childhood nemesis’s sleeping face, or, if so, how long for, but I am delighted to be able to tell you that it now officially exists. The good people at G.Q. Middle East have even gone to the trouble of printing it out for you! So what are you waiting for? Pick up a copy today and never, I repeat, never, say never. X

15th August, 2022